And we thought we would never feel anything but antipathy and revulsion for the former Ginger Spice, Geri Halliwell.
The lass has admitted to eating disorders in the past and yet every time the girl puts on an ounce, some mindless feature writer spews pages about how she's too thin, too fat, too muscular…
And today's weightwatchers is brought to you by the turgid Express, who ask, "just why is Geri Halli-swell piling on the pounds?"
And yet again, a newspaper asks a question in a headline.
Our answer: You're meant to know, you're a fecking newspaper. Tell us, don't keep asking questions!
Our conclusion: A question mark in a headline means it's not a decent news story.
However, back to Geri for a close-up butt shot to prove she’s not as skinny as she used to be. "From stick thin to cuddly," they conclude.
And that's it. The cutting-edge of real journalism, when a whisky-soaked hack can see a slightly more rounded form from one picture to the next.
Make mine a large one.
Source: Megastar
